Saint's Row The Third's "Hyper Ordinary" PreOrder Bonus Version!

THQ have announced the "Hyper Ordinary" pre-order bonus for Saint's Row: The Third. In it, you receive a bunch of in-game bonuses, including but not limited to:
Man-A-Pult Car - suck unaware passers-by into the front of the car and then fire at will! Go for great distance! Octopuss Gun - shoot small octopi with great discretion. Genki Suit - a rubber stunt suit, complete with a huge Professor Genki head! Many people were expecting a purple-dildo-bat as a real-life pre-order bonus, but that looks to have just been wishful thinking on their part. Check out the "Hyper Ordinary" trailer below!



And for what it's worth, "Genki" is Japanese for vigor, health, etc. If you ask your Japanese friends "Genki desuka?" (げんき　ですか？） you are basically asking how they're doing. And this concludes your beginner Japanese language course. So are the pre-order bonuses enough to get to you to plunk down a deposit on the game now?

Source: Joystiq